Mason to erect statues of Charles Koch in place of all trees on campus BY DANA NICKEL, CHIEF EGG Shortly after returning from spring break, Mason students were outraged to notice the trees surrounding one entrance to the Johnson Center…
Classrooms able to accommodate up to 958 students BY BASMA HUMADI, LEO SUN LIBRA MOON It is no secret student housing is in high demand as the population of incoming Mason students continues to grow. Just last year, seniors at…
“It just wanted to have a beep-boop day” BY IZZ LAMAGDELEINE COPY GOD In a manner that showed how professional, incredible and amazing Mason students are, Tuesday, March 28, a student was found in a state of intoxication close to…
Aging billionaire seen searching for food scraps, small trinkets BY MR. SHEDD FROM JMU ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR Billionaire oil mogul and patron of Mason Charles Koch, 83, was reportedly seen Friday, March 29, in the air ducts of the Johnson…
BY JACK HARVEY STAFF WRITER On the morning of March 25, 2019, students entered classrooms across Mason to discover that all charging outlets had been removed from buildings, having been either plastered over or torn out over the weekend. The…
Tyler Cowen of Mercatus defends integrity, proposes collab BY JAY JUGHEAD JAMISON The Mercatus Center has been embroiled in a legal battle against the remaining members of the Dead Kennedys, whose lawyers claim a paper recently published by Mercatus in…
Izz LaMagdeleine, COPY CHIEF When people learn my name, they always have to repeat it. “Izz?” they ask with a hint of confusion. My favorite way to react, if I am not tired and can think straight, is to ask,…
Move over JMU and VT BY OWEN FERGUSON, SCRIBE If you’ve ever lived on campus or eaten in the dining halls at Mason, you know the food all too well. If we’re being honest, it’s pretty great, not to mention the…
BY CHRIS KERNAN-SCHMIDT, ACTIONS AND REPERCUSSIONS ADVISOR I have never found myself a fan of the traditional 12-point font, New Times Roman jazz. It has always felt too boring, and if I’m being honest, too easy to read. When peers, professors…
JACE WHITE, MASTER OF THE BUCKHOUNDS Anyone who pays attention to Mason’s Student Government will know that the organization has had quite an embarrassing year. Though some members have tried to keep the body focused on its original mission, too…
