BREAKING NEWS: BABY GEESE AT MASON POND

Fourth Estate/Andani Munkaila

Six baby geese seen waddling on campus

BY ANDANI MUNKAILA, SOCIAL MEDIA AND GRAPHICS EDITOR

Attention all Patriots, the geese have babies!

That’s right, some good news before finals. Earlier this month, multiple baby geese were seen waddling around the Fairfax campus.

The new family, consisting of two overworked parents grappling with the struggles of seed shrinkflation and six new bundles of pure unadulterated joy, can be found all over campus. Though, they seem to enjoy Mason Pond the most.

The baby geese, as everyone is certainly dying to know, are yellow, fluffy and of course, absolutely adorable!

About the size of the one’s fist, these walking marshmallows are a sight to behold for literally anyone who enjoys cute creatures.

If you’re interested in photographing or simply viewing the new feathered neighbors, Mason Pond is an amazing place to go!

Just don’t get too close… They may bite!