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Editors Christian and Nawaal give their ratings for 8 selected Oreo flavors
BY NAWAAL NACKERDIEN, NEWS EDITOR AND CHRISTIAN SEGOVIA, ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITOR
We understand how stressful the middle of the semester can be during this time of year. As we ease into the most difficult months of the year, a snack between breaks is much needed. We, at Fourth Estate, have your back. That’s why we decided to taste test and rate eight different flavors of Oreos so that you don’t have to.
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Spooky Oreo
Our first Oreo is the Spooky Oreo. We grabbed it because of its orange-colored filling and various spooky designs on the cookies. Our excitement ended when we tasted it. It tasted the same as a normal Oreo. We were further dismayed to find out that it was just a rebrand of the original tried and true Oreo; therefore, we used this flavor as a control to refer back to during our testing.
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Lemon Oreo
The expectations for this Oreo were both pretty high and pretty low. Nawaal was pretty excited since she loves lemon cookies. Christian thought it would just taste like a regular Golden Oreo, but sweeter. When opening the bag, it smelled like a standard Golden Oreo. During the tasting, it was sweet. The lemon taste came after the initial sweet taste but it was much more delightful than expected. It didn’t taste sour at all. However, it did have a bit of a weird aftertaste. Perfect for those looking for an Oreo that is on the calmer side but does everything right.
Overall Rating: 4/5
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Coca-Cola Oreo
The expectations for the limited edition Coca-Cola Oreo were worrying. Mixing a soda with an Oreo doesn’t sound great. Upon opening the bag, Mady Godfrey, our copy editor, said that it smelled “like battery acid.” We all agreed that the smell of Coca-Cola was very powerful. During the taste test, the flavor of Coca-Cola wasn’t very apparent. It was very sweet, like all Oreos, but the titular soda was missing right before the end. But what made us give this Orea a high rating was the presence of popping candy within the cookie itself. As you ate it, the Oreo would proceed to pop in your mouth like an actual carbonated soda; however, due to an odd aftertaste and a lack of the signature Coca-Cola flavor, the overall rating is mediocre.
Overall Rating: 3/5
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Java Chip Oreo
The expectations for this Oreo were mixed. Neither of us are coffee drinkers. Nawaal, in particular, wasn’t keen on a java-flavored Oreo. When opening the bag, you get the strong smell of coffee like you’re inside a café or experience a morning where the kitchen smells like freshly brewed espresso. During the tasting, there were times when we could taste the chocolate chip and other times we couldn’t. Due to it being coffee, it was bitter. It was this Oreo that caused our two opinions to differentiate. Christian gave it a four out of five. This was his favorite out of all the Oreos. Nawaal absolutely hated it. She gave it a one out of five. “The bitterness is too much,” Nawaal said. We shook hands and met in the middle.
Overall Rating: 3/5
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Tiramisu Oreo Thins
The Tiramisu Oreo Thins were the only flavor we could not find in the original form. Instead, we had to get the thins. The expectations for this Oreo were pretty high. Everyone was unsure of what it would taste like but we were looking forward to it. The smell of caramel was the first thing that we noticed when opening the bag. It was a sweetness that wasn’t as overbearing as the previous Oreos. During the tasting, the caramel of the Oreo stood out the most. It didn’t taste quite like caramel but that’s its closest comparison. Less filling meant less overwhelming sweetness. Overall, it was very enjoyable.
Overall Rating: 3/5
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Birthday Cake Oreo
Our expectations for this Oreo were that it would be either a hit or a huge miss. Christian was very excited for this Oreo. Nawaal was scared that it would be super sweet. It smelt of a birthday celebration. We also liked the bright and colorful filling. During tasting, we were expecting the feel of a birthday…and all we got was a standard Oreo with a little sweetness to it. It tasted closer to birthday cake ice cream than an actual vanilla birthday cake.
Overall Rating: 2/5
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Peanut Butter Oreo
The expectations for this Oreo were…low. It’s peanut butter. We expected it to taste like it. When opening the bag, you get peanut butter. When tasting it, you get peanut butter. Our co-editor-in-chief, Viviana Smith, was excited to give it a try. As a peanut butter lover, she said that it tasted like two plain crackers with peanut butter in the middle, except with Oreos. Nawaal said it was likely due to how overpowering peanut butter is.
“You can have peanut butter and banana in a smoothie because both of them overpower. If you have banana on its own, or peanut butter on its own in a, say, strawberry smoothie, you will taste the banana. You will taste the peanut butter. You’ll barely taste the strawberries,” Nawaal said.
Christian said that it felt like a waste of money.
Overall Rating: 1/5
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Dark Chocolate Oreo
The expectations for this Oreo were low with the hopes that the chocolate would possibly melt on the tongue like a Kit Kat or Hershey Bar. The dark filling threw us off a bit. When opening the bag, it smelled like straight Oreo. During the tasting of the Oreo, all you could taste was the Oreo and no chocolate. It was bitter like the java chip Oreo with a slight espresso taste. We wanted more chocolate!
Overall Rating: 0/5
With that, our winner is the Lemon Oreos! Being the calmest flavor on the list, these cookies are unexpectedly the best of the bunch. We, at Fourth Estate, hope you enjoy the lemony taste between writing your essays and creating A-worthy PowerPoints. Don’t forget to take breaks in between studying for your tests and cuddle up as the temperature gets colder. That concludes our Oreo Test Testing. Stay tuned for more!
